Windy City Temperature Conversion Chart”

Sub-Zero Temperatures Put Chicago Into Deep Freeze60 F: Arizonians shiver uncontrollably, people in Chicago are still sunbathing.

50 F: Californians try turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens.

40 F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down.

32 F: Distilled water freezes’ Lake Michigan water gets thicker.

20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underware, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a light jacket.

15 F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 F: All the people in Phoenix die; Chicagoans close the windows.

10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico; the girl scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.

25 below: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.

40 below: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  Chicagoans get frustrated because they can’t start “da car.”

450 below: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, “cold nuff for ya?”

500 below:  Hell freezes over.  The Cubs win the World Series!

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